Session Start (sandwich:#eberronooc): Fri Jan 14 19:15:47 2005
[1915:47] *** Initial topic: Out of Character comments for Nefarious Eberron
[1915:47] *** #eberronooc was created on Fri Jan 14 19:13:52 2005.
[1923:28] jnespuxah: check
[1955:48] jnespuxah: I hope this is done
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[0922:59] DShadow: oh crap
[0923:05] DShadow: I need to level
[0925:35] DShadow: what was the reward for last session?
[0956:32] jnespuxah: 900, yeah?
[0957:28] DShadow: I meant loot
[0958:22] DShadow: are we doing B5 after the game?
[0958:44] jnespuxah: yar
[0959:07] jnespuxah: though it looks dubious for a game.  Where're Akare and Victor?
[1000:52] DShadow: you know.. I was under the impression that Psions could swap spells, as Sorcerers do. Apparently, that's not the case, or I can't find the text that states so.
[1001:19] jnespuxah: You're already more versatile.  You don't have slots.  You can spend the points as  you choose.
[1001:44] DShadow: And there's no damage cap. Augmentation kicks ass.
[1002:26] jnespuxah: Werd.
[1002:56] DShadow: best part is when augmenting something deals extra damage and increases the save DC =)
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[1005:52] DShadow: 1d4
[1005:52] * Dicesuke throws the bones for DShadow (1d4) and gets 2.
[1005:58] DShadow: meh
[1006:30] Roadkill: d100000
[1006:30] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Roadkill (d100000) and gets 55407.
[1006:35] jnespuxah: nevermind.
[1006:44] jnespuxah: Steve... try not to roll if you don't need to.
[1006:56] jnespuxah: Especially large numbers of dice.
[1007:03] Roadkill: ok
[1007:09] jnespuxah: dicey gets mad if he has to work too hard ;)
[1007:26] *** Mode change "+v Dicesuke" for channel #eberronooc by jnespuxah.
[1007:50] Roadkill: me too
[1008:19] *** Grysar is now known as Victor.
[1009:02] Victor: So, how'd loot end up being divided after the session with the raid on the goblin diplomatic envoy.
[1009:24] jnespuxah: I don't know that it did.
[1009:46] DShadow: I don't even remember what the loot is
[1010:04] Victor: There was money, a zone of truth candle, and a summon gem.
[1010:09] DShadow: Matt says he got lost, will get to IRC in about 10 minutes or so, we should start without him.
[1010:58] jnespuxah: zone of truth candle, air elemental summoning gem
[1011:15] Roadkill: it seems george has lost his character sheet for his new character
[1011:42] DShadow: new character?
[1011:49] DShadow: Girdnick isn't gracing us with his presence?
[1013:11] Roadkill: he wants to play his bard
[1013:45] jnespuxah: "bard"
[1014:02] Roadkill: yeah... he made a "bard"
[1014:13] DShadow: he's playing a "bard", like Girdnick is a "barbarian"?
[1014:24] Roadkill: i know
[1014:30] Roadkill: he doesnt wanna use girdnick
[1014:37] Roadkill: he wants to use another character
[1014:51] jnespuxah: Well, he's got this new idea, and we haven't done our mini with Girdnick going after Elira yet.
[1015:27] Roadkill: anything you want me to tell him
[1015:48] jnespuxah: Get in chat, and he and I will throw something together.
[1015:58] *** Roadkill is now known as steve.
[1016:20] jnespuxah: Let's get everyone in character.
[1016:44] *** DShadow is now known as Kansakhad.
[1017:28] *** steve is now known as Jillian.
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[1018:01] Crystal: I'm here sorry for the delay
[1018:31] jnespuxah: No prob.  We're still waiting on our cleric, though we can start a social.
[1019:59] Crystal: d4
[1019:59] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Crystal (d4) and gets 1.
[1020:02] Crystal: damn
[1020:13] Jillian: hp?
[1020:14] Crystal: hp for 2nd level
[1020:18] Jillian: ouch
[1021:09] Kansakhad: that's what I got last time
[1021:16] Kansakhad: dicey doesn't like 2nd level, apparently
[1021:24] Crystal: guess not
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[1021:53] Crystal: X, my character casts divine spells, so i have no spell failure to worry about
[1022:13] jnespuxah: okee
[1022:47] Drunik: hey
[1022:52] Drunik: Sorry about the delay
[1023:02] Kansakhad: delay? What delay? ;P
[1023:23] Drunik: Well, if you want me to walk off for 15 minutes...
[1024:37] Jillian: that wont be necessary
[1028:27] Drunik: d20+9
[1028:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+9) and gets 28.
[1028:28] Drunik: d20+9
[1028:28] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+9) and gets 13.
[1028:30] Drunik: d20+9
[1028:30] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+9) and gets 20.
[1037:44] Victor: What's the price of ale again?
[1038:49] jnespuxah: 2 sp
[1039:19] Jillian: did they replace the dart board
[1039:46] jnespuxah: yeah
[1040:16] Victor: Okay, so 2 sp tip then.
[1041:14] Victor: Has Victor met Jillian?  I'm not recalling.
[1041:20] jnespuxah: nope
[1041:22] Drunik: don't think so
[1041:27] jnespuxah: she joined on Dec 18
[1042:09] Kansakhad: I don't really recall Jillian
[1042:31] Jillian: the archer that was with you killing the black dog
[1042:38] Kansakhad: ah, right
[1043:58] Victor: d20-2
[1043:58] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (d20-2) and gets 18.
[1044:29] Victor: d20+2
[1044:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (d20+2) and gets 17.
[1045:03] Crystal: are people's daggers in plain view?
[1045:25] Drunik: Were we told to do so?
[1045:25] Crystal: crystal doesn't really have much in the way of hiding places, so hers isn't too hard to see
[1045:50] Jillian: mine is attached to my belt
[1046:14] Victor: Victor's is under his coat.  So not in plain view.
[1046:36] Drunik: And neither is mine
[1048:51] Drunik: If this were you-know-who, the halfling would have a different username, right?
[1049:36] Jillian: d20+6
[1049:36] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jillian (d20+6) and gets 9.
[1049:40] Jillian: d20+6
[1049:40] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jillian (d20+6) and gets 26.
[1049:43] Jillian: d20+6
[1049:43] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Jillian (d20+6) and gets 17.
[1049:47] Jillian: for the darts
[1049:56] Crystal: Also, considering that her gear isn't all that hard to see, there is a leather whip hanging from her hip, and if you look carefully, a riding crop tucked in a special lining of her right boot
[1052:11] jnespuxah: d20
[1052:11] * Dicesuke throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20) and gets 5.
[1052:29] jnespuxah: d20
[1052:29] * Dicesuke throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20) and gets 5.
[1052:32] jnespuxah: d20
[1052:32] * Dicesuke throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20) and gets 6.
[1052:36] Victor: Ouch!
[1055:17] Kansakhad: nnngh
[1055:34] Kansakhad: please excuse me for a few minutes. I need to beat some sense into Comcast.
[1056:40] Crystal: should I make a spot or is it obvious?
[1057:14] Victor: Victor's stuff?  Obvious I'd think.
[1057:47] Crystal: i mean for bitter spiking my drink
[1059:44] Jillian: Jillian is a traveling coat with her bow strapped to her back
[1059:52] Jillian: and a rapier hanging at her belt
[1100:01] jnespuxah: It's obvious what he did, but a sense motive might be in order as to whether he spiked it.
[1100:14] Crystal: ok 
[1100:17] Crystal: d20+5
[1100:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Crystal (d20+5) and gets 16.
[1100:52] jnespuxah: he doesn't seem to have any malicious intent.
[1101:20] Crystal: p.s. her name is pronounced Well-shard... not Well's Hard.  just caught that
[1104:28] Jillian: average halfling height
[1105:24] Jillian: how much exp did we earn last time
[1105:31] jnespuxah: 900
[1107:44] Drunik: Did she already bring my drink?
[1107:58] jnespuxah: Yar
[1108:24] jnespuxah: Sorry.  had my hands full at the time.  She filled all the orders already placed.
[1112:11] Victor: Did Jillian and Girrip get the same headshake? :P
[1112:51] jnespuxah: Nope.
[1113:02] jnespuxah: :P
[1115:29] Crystal: casting grope
[1115:38] jnespuxah: on?
[1116:25] Crystal: Merith
[1117:01] Crystal: she can Fort negate it, but it's considered harmless
[1117:08] Victor: That spotable with a check?
[1117:42] Crystal: it's obviously a spell, but the effect is invisible, and it's relatively unknown, so might mean spellcraft check
[1118:15] Victor: Hmm, okay.  I'll roll the spell check then I suppose.
[1118:18] Victor: d20+7
[1118:18] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (d20+7) and gets 21.
[1118:35] Drunik: (listen)
[1118:37] Drunik: d20+3
[1118:37] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+3) and gets 15.
[1118:52] Crystal: like mage hand, but the spell doesn't move anything, and the caster can feel what the spell affects
[1119:31] jnespuxah: Sure, that's good enough.  Casting a spell is the bathycalpian one.
[1119:45] Crystal: huh?
[1119:54] jnespuxah: Big-chested ;)
[1120:05] Crystal: duration equals concentration, so as we chat...
[1120:08] Victor: Oh, and checking that I made a spot or listen.  Spot first.
[1120:13] Victor: 2 d20
[1120:13] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (2 d20) and gets 1 9.
[1120:42] Victor: Listen good enough?  He makes his spellcraft if it is, but isn't being all that observent.
[1121:16] jnespuxah: nah
[1121:21] Victor: Okay.
[1121:39] jnespuxah: I wonder if cats understand the concept of rhythm...
[1122:01] Drunik: My listen check had a 15.  If that's good enough, my spellcraft check is...
[1122:17] Drunik: d20+5
[1122:17] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+5) and gets 16.
[1122:23] jnespuxah: yeah.
[1122:27] jnespuxah: good and good
[1124:51] Crystal: sense motive on girrip
[1124:54] Crystal: d20+5
[1124:54] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Crystal (d20+5) and gets 17.
[1126:59] jnespuxah: He's just curious from what you can tell.
[1127:17] Kansakhad: sorry, may need to bail on this game. some shit hit the fan on something at work.
[1127:40] Drunik: :-(
[1128:04] jnespuxah: Bah.
[1128:18] jnespuxah: okee.  b5 dashed, too?
[1128:22] Crystal: (mumbling like yosemite sam)
[1129:30] Kansakhad: no, should still be good for B5
[1130:41] jnespuxah: Well, let's get what we can in before "may" goes away.
[1138:59] Crystal: skill check, should i call it perform or diplomacy?
[1139:12] Crystal: either way, same roll
[1139:59] jnespuxah: diplo
[1140:11] Crystal: d20+9
[1140:12] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Crystal (d20+9) and gets 19.
[1140:27] Crystal: +2, forget my seductive feat
[1140:33] Crystal:  so 21
[1144:46] Victor: Listen check, just for the hell of it.
[1144:48] Victor: d20
[1144:48] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (d20) and gets 8.
[1144:51] Victor: Heh, no way.
[1148:13] Crystal: d20+9
[1148:14] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Crystal (d20+9) and gets 21.
[1148:26] Crystal: if seductive applies to this also...21
[1207:29] Crystal: news... the carnival called, said their ogre was missing
[1208:23] jnespuxah: I have a very Thrush moment everytime I DM this campaign.  I have to switch so fast and keep them all straight in my head.
[1213:35] Drunik: Mysterious god voice
[1213:40] jnespuxah: :P
[1214:05] Victor: How's ERP going?
[1214:40] Crystal: Education for Responsible Parenting?  going well
[1215:20] jnespuxah: I'm now an ex-Paladin werewolf with 13 alternate personalities.
[1215:32] jnespuxah: Yay!
[1216:25] Victor: Werewolf?!
[1216:48] * Victor cries for the sword.
[1218:35] jnespuxah: It's been taken from him again.  He's now unconscious on the ground after his first rampage.
[1219:16] Victor: Ah good, sensible of the party.
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[1225:27] Victor: d20+2
[1225:27] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Victor (d20+2) and gets 21.
[1226:35] Drunik: d20+5
[1226:35] * Dicesuke throws the bones for Drunik (d20+5) and gets 8.
[1226:47] jnespuxah: umm... not
[1227:30] * Drunik leaves the Blackened Blade
[1228:43] *** Drunik is now known as Zeiram.
[1229:26] Zeiram: I'm going to leave Brendan's client open so I can catch up later today.  Have fun
[1229:37] Victor: Cya Matt.
[1229:44] Crystal: bye
[1231:12] jnespuxah: ciao 8-)
[1241:52] jnespuxah: umm... ping?
[1241:59] *** Dicesuke has signed off IRC (Quit: These dice of mine are glowing a burning red! They're telling me to make you crit! THE FINAL ROLL! EXPLODING GOD DICE! SESSION END!).
[1243:17] jnespuxah: umm... why did that happen?
[1243:35] Victor: ND just logged off.  I'll ask if anyone else can bring dice online.
[1243:42] Kansakhad: can we just assume that means we roll natural 20s for the rest of the session? ;-)
[1243:49] jnespuxah: no.  nat 1
[1243:52] jnespuxah: :P
[1243:57] Kansakhad: well, that'll make combat interesting
[1244:02] Zeiram: What's the source of the original quote from that signoff?
[1244:04] jnespuxah: You all die
[1244:09] Kansakhad: everyone wiffs, and eventually, impales themselves on their own swords!
[1244:22] Victor: Dunno.
[1244:39] Crystal: yeah, but we deal minimum damage to ourself, so we have to get up and fall on our swords again
[1245:24] Victor: Should be some shortly.
[1245:34] jnespuxah: danke
[1246:32] Victor: Okay, invite.
[1247:03] jnespuxah: who?
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[1247:26] *** Mode change "+v Dicesuke" for channel #eberronooc by jnespuxah.
[1247:41] jnespuxah: Thanks, Dicey#2 :D
[1247:48] *** Dicesuke has signed off IRC (SVSKilled: GHOST command used by Diceroshi).
[1247:58] Victor: Invite again.
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[1248:41] jnespuxah: brb
[1250:39] Crystal: d1
[1250:39] Diceske: A one sided die, how very clever, asshole.
[1250:51] Jillian: d2
[1250:52] * Diceske throws the bones for Jillian (d2) and gets 2.
[1251:13] Kansakhad: I wonder what it'd say for d0
[1251:51] jnespuxah: d0
[1251:51] Diceske: A zero sided die, how very clever, asshole.
[1254:02] Jillian: d1.5
[1254:02] * Diceske throws the bones for Jillian (d1.5) and gets 1.5.
[1254:36] jnespuxah: haha
[1254:42] Crystal: let's not try to break dicey today
[1254:49] jnespuxah: good idea
[1255:19] Crystal: [the road to the Hilt Overlook stretches out before us]
[1256:47] Crystal: how much gp in the bag?
[1258:27] jnespuxah: 4000
[1258:42] jnespuxah: well, 400 pp
[1258:45] Crystal: ok
[1258:51] Kansakhad: that's a convenient split between four people
[1259:08] jnespuxah: or 5
[1259:16] Jillian: 800
[1259:34] Kansakhad: am I mis-counting? I only see four people.
[1259:48] jnespuxah: not miscounting, but I expected Akare today as well
[1308:12] jnespuxah: somebody doesn't have any ranks in Know (Religion) - undead are VERY potent dead people :D
[1311:32] *** Mode change "+v Diceske" for channel #eberronooc by jnespuxah.
[1312:02] Kansakhad: heh, I had forgotten about that little matter
[1319:56] jnespuxah: Crystal Welldoer might be a better name :P
[1323:34] jnespuxah: make chit-chat.  Crystal and I have some work to do.
[1332:11] Victor: There a good place to snipe at the target's room from?
[1332:49] jnespuxah: Eh, not so much.  A nearby tower perhaps, but you'd be rather distant and in the open.
[1333:01] Victor: Check.
[1335:00] Victor: I forget, how big are the bonuses for shadow and silent moves armour?
[1335:10] jnespuxah: 5, 10, or 15
[1335:21] Victor: 5 for +1?
[1335:36] jnespuxah: It's a gp-based addon now.
[1335:57] Victor: Oh, how much for 5k then?
[1337:48] jnespuxah: 5
[1338:01] * Victor nods. "Cool, better than skill enhancement."
[1342:37] jnespuxah: and they stack, I believe
[1342:55] Victor: Yeah, awesome.  Oh, and do you need the key to lock from the inside as well?
[1344:34] Crystal: d20+5
[1344:34] * Diceske throws the bones for Crystal (d20+5) and gets 18.
[1344:37] jnespuxah: Yeah
[1355:52] Jillian: I gotta go guys... I need to get ready for work
[1356:22] Crystal: yeah it's about that time for me too
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[1356:45] Kansakhad: ... aaand, half the party vanishes into the PC hole
[1357:42] Crystal: losing jillian is a bigger deal than crystal, she probably wouldn't help with the dirty work
[1358:38] jnespuxah: Steve's bored out of his skull.  He said about 1/2 hour ago "We haven't done anything, I'm going to go."
[1359:14] Crystal: not enough action for him
[1401:16] jnespuxah: I told him this is how it goes.  I can modify the contents of the room if I have to.  
[1401:24] jnespuxah: Still planning on killing her?
[1401:33] Victor: Sure.
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[1404:29] jnespuxah: Okay... major irking here...
[1407:03] Kansakhad: The window can be opened, I assume?
[1407:09] jnespuxah: yeah
[1408:26] jnespuxah: Sometimes I just want to kill someone...
[1410:03] Kansakhad: ?
[1410:19] jnespuxah: "I'm bored.  I'm going to leave now"
[1410:28] Kansakhad: oh. yeah.
[1411:06] jnespuxah: And I expected George for at least another 10 minutes, which I normally would handle better, but I'm peeved now.
[1411:16] * Victor nods.
[1412:28] Victor: Need my move silent roll?
[1412:33] jnespuxah: yar
[1412:45] Victor: d20+10
[1412:46] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20+10) and gets 24.
[1412:50] jnespuxah: shifting for climb speed, I assume?
[1412:59] Victor: Yeah.
[1413:05] jnespuxah: k
[1413:25] Victor: 2 from newly enhanced dex, 5 from armor, 3 from skill.  And man is this a fun class. :P
[1414:02] jnespuxah: haha
[1415:08] Kansakhad: init:
[1415:09] Kansakhad: d20+2
[1415:09] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (d20+2) and gets 3.
[1415:12] Kansakhad: ewwwww
[1415:17] Victor: d20+2
[1415:17] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20+2) and gets 15.
[1416:41] Victor: I considered checking, but then I figured, eh, he has wisdom 7. :P
[1418:53] jnespuxah: d20
[1418:53] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20) and gets 5.
[1418:58] Kansakhad: 3d10
[1418:58] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (3d10) and gets 21.
[1419:44] jnespuxah: Ow! Damn!
[1419:49] Kansakhad: =)
[1420:10] Victor: What's it do?
[1420:19] jnespuxah: ow!  damn!
[1420:39] Kansakhad: 3d10 points of massive mental assault
[1422:10] Kansakhad: can I see the door from the window?
[1422:11] Victor: Victor have a clear shot on her?
[1422:20] Victor: Or is the guard blocking too well?
[1423:00] jnespuxah: d20+5
[1423:00] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20+5) and gets 13.
[1423:03] Kansakhad: oh, Crystal's inside? don't need that, then
[1423:07] jnespuxah: What's your AC, Vic?
[1423:18] Victor: 15
[1423:25] jnespuxah: Then just make a Fort save
[1423:29] Victor: d20
[1423:29] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20) and gets 7.
[1423:39] Victor: Can I burn a point on that?
[1423:42] Victor: AP that is.
[1423:44] jnespuxah: sure
[1423:45] Victor: d6
[1423:46] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d6) and gets 3.
[1423:50] Victor: Eh, only 10.
[1423:57] jnespuxah: d6
[1423:58] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (d6) and gets 5.
[1424:03] jnespuxah: You take 5 Dex damage
[1424:25] Victor: Okay, still taking the shot then.  Is the lady targetable or do I need to hit the guard?
[1424:33] Victor: And how tough does the guard look?
[1425:35] jnespuxah: Guard seems dressed in just leather.
[1425:44] jnespuxah: You can hit the lady if you like
[1425:51] jnespuxah: brb
[1426:09] Victor: d20+2
[1426:10] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20+2) and gets 13.
[1426:24] Victor: AP just to be safe.
[1426:25] Victor: d6
[1426:25] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d6) and gets 3.
[1426:34] Victor: 16.  I'll roll damage now just in case.
[1426:44] Victor: d8+2
[1426:45] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d8+2) and gets 8.
[1426:47] Victor: 2d6
[1426:47] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (2d6) and gets 3.
[1426:55] Victor: Yikes, okay, 11 to the guard, if 16 hits.
[1428:59] jnespuxah: sure
[1429:16] jnespuxah: Hits, but not very damaged.
[1429:39] Victor: Doh, well, rest of the team then.
[1430:01] Kansakhad: are the two of them within 15 feet?
[1430:03] Kansakhad: the guard and the woman
[1430:37] jnespuxah: Of each other?  Yeah.  but you've surprised this round already.
[1430:40] jnespuxah: init
[1430:53] jnespuxah: 4 d20
[1430:53] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (4 d20) and gets 14 20 4 9.
[1430:54] Victor: Well, does jillian get her attack.
[1430:57] Victor: ?
[1431:13] jnespuxah: She's too far back to act.  I think 2 hanging at the end of the rope is enough.
[1431:34] Victor: Well Victor doesn't need to hang yet.
[1431:42] Victor: He can just stand on the wall.
[1431:51] Victor: And 15, although dex dropped so maybe only 12 now.
[1432:09] jnespuxah: Still, the window's only so big.
[1432:15] Victor: True.
[1434:04] jnespuxah: so, you gonna roll?
[1434:21] Kansakhad: for init?
[1434:24] jnespuxah: ya
[1434:25] Kansakhad: already did. got a 3.
[1434:29] Kansakhad: unless you want me to re-roll. ;-)
[1434:37] jnespuxah: yeah
[1434:47] Kansakhad: d20+2
[1434:47] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (d20+2) and gets 9.
[1434:51] Victor: d20-1
[1434:51] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20-1) and gets 15.
[1434:52] Kansakhad: well, that's _better_
[1435:05] Victor: Heh, exact same even after accounting for dex. :P
[1435:57] Kansakhad: who's up?
[1436:33] jnespuxah: crystal, victor, jillian, kansakhad, lady, guard
[1437:24] jnespuxah: vic
[1437:28] jnespuxah: d8+2
[1437:29] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (d8+2) and gets 10.
[1438:14] Kansakhad: was that Jilllian, or Crystal that did that?
[1438:18] jnespuxah: crystal
[1438:45] Victor: Wait, crystal healed the guard?  Whoa.
[1438:52] Victor: d20+2
[1438:52] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20+2) and gets 18.
[1439:02] jnespuxah: hit
[1439:07] Victor: Okay, I'll take that.  And the +2 assumes the lady is human.
[1439:09] Victor: d8+2
[1439:10] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d8+2) and gets 9.
[1439:12] Victor: 2d6
[1439:12] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (2d6) and gets 10.
[1439:20] Victor: 19 total, again, assuming human. :P
[1439:44] jnespuxah: She stops thrashing at all
[1440:03] jnespuxah: d20
[1440:04] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (d20) and gets 9.
[1442:17] jnespuxah: kan
[1442:22] jnespuxah: Khan!!!!
[1442:31] jnespuxah: (in very Kirk-esque voice)
[1442:44] Kansakhad: is there a large object near the window?
[1443:04] jnespuxah: the dressing table?
[1443:05] Kansakhad: besides the bed, unless it weighs < 100 lbs
[1444:38] jnespuxah: <lady> bleeds
[1446:32] Kansakhad: the guard's not threatening us anymore now?
[1447:04] jnespuxah: He left.
[1447:44] Kansakhad: do I need the table to roll to hit?
[1447:58] jnespuxah: nah.  smoosh
[1447:59] Kansakhad: or can I just have it coup-de-gras?
[1448:12] Kansakhad: 2d6+6
[1448:12] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (2d6+6) and gets 13.
[1449:33] Kansakhad: how far up are we?
[1449:49] Kansakhad: oh. wait. we're on the side of a tower. there isn't "ground" for a bit, is there?
[1450:01] jnespuxah: true
[1450:34] jnespuxah: okay, make diplomacy and bluff rolls
[1450:40] jnespuxah: 2 d20
[1450:40] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (2 d20) and gets 2 2.
[1450:47] jnespuxah: 2 d20
[1450:47] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (2 d20) and gets 7 10.
[1450:51] Victor: 2d20+2
[1450:51] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (2d20+2) and gets 27.
[1450:55] Victor: Err.
[1450:55] jnespuxah: haha
[1450:57] Victor: 2 d20+2
[1450:58] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (2 d20+2) and gets 18 13.
[1451:01] Kansakhad: d20+5
[1451:01] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (d20+5) and gets 8.
[1451:02] Kansakhad: d20+3
[1451:02] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (d20+3) and gets 8.
[1451:11] jnespuxah: 2 d20
[1451:11] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (2 d20) and gets 6 18.
[1451:13] jnespuxah: 2 d20
[1451:13] * Diceske throws the bones for jnespuxah (2 d20) and gets 10 6.
[1451:31] Victor: And Vic will just cut the rope at the far end and give up the grappling hook.  Can always get another one.
[1453:19] Victor: And diplomacy roll 18 bluff 13.  I'll always do them in the order you ask.
[1453:29] jnespuxah: roll sense motives
[1453:38] Victor: d20-2
[1453:38] * Diceske throws the bones for Victor (d20-2) and gets 17.
[1453:42] Victor: Heh.
[1453:54] Kansakhad: d20+1
[1453:55] * Diceske throws the bones for Kansakhad (d20+1) and gets 13.
[1454:52] jnespuxah: The guards seem to just be going through the motions for show.
[1455:05] jnespuxah: Anything you want to do, or just wrap here?
[1455:20] Victor: Naw, think we're good. We get our money?
[1455:21] Kansakhad: nah, this is good
[1455:34] Victor: And Vic spends a gold later to get a new grappling hook. :P
[1456:20] Victor: And ooh, think 1000 is more than enough to buy alchemy lab!
[1456:44] jnespuxah: 500xp
[1457:05] Victor: So did Crystal charm the guard?
[1457:34] *** Diceske has been kicked from #eberronooc by jnespuxah: jnespuxah
[1458:06] jnespuxah: There WILL be repercussions ;)
[1458:23] Victor: Well yeah.
[1458:47] Victor: But Victor's a lawful guy.  He doesn't backstab until he's sure his ass is covered. :P